Allison. Minecraft. Zelda. Mario.


Allison. Minecraft. Zelda. Mario.

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit


blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

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studies show that i am a fucking idiot

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Someone’s weight, gender, religion, height, sexuality, race, grades and disorders are just some things that you should NEVER make fun of. 

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all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

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Remember those swiffer commercials where the broom was like in love and in the background they would play ‘who’s that lady’ and it was just

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